I've been looking at people's wedding pictures online, and I'm just gonna go ahead and say that mine and Doogie's wedding was so much better than theirs. I had the prettiest groom, most gorgeous bridesmaids, prettiest dress, most beautiful flowers, yummiest cake, best guests, I mean, it was spectacular. Some of the photos I was checking out on facebook, Lord God, there are some ugly grooms! Hideous flowers! Tacky gowns! And I bet they spent triple what we did. Of course, the ugly grooms cann't really be fixed with cash, but, damn, they needed me as their wedding planner.
Toot! Toot!
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