This blog introduces the reader to my daily life. Most of the time, it is pretty boring, but every once in a while, you'll read something funny.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
The Animal
At Aunt Eunice's funeral, Boomer met her Great Uncle Anmer for the first time. Below is part of the conversation that followed:
Boomer: Uncle Anmer, I hear they used to call you "The Animal" 'cause you were so wild. Is that true?
Amner: I reckon, and they used to call me a lot worse, too!
Boomer: I met your daughter today.
Anmer: Who? Joy?
Boomer: No, Rose. She is really nice.
Anmer: Let me tell you one on her. I was at old man so-and so's funeral back about 3 years ago, and she comes up to me. She says, "Do you know who I am?" And I said, "Why yeah, you're Bruce Fletcher's girl." And she got real serious like and said, "No, I ain't. I'm your girl." [Anmer cackles] Now, that was a new one on me!
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