Abraham Lincoln shops at Fresh Thyme

Little known facts about Abraham Lincoln as told to me tonight by Julian:

George Washington was our first president, and Abraham Lincoln is our current president. He lives in a blue house, and has a really, really cool, big hat. He's from Kentucky, just like us. 

Abraham Lincoln does his grocery shopping at Fresh Thyme. What does he buy, you ask? Well, he buys apples, pears, and chips! What else? After he finishes grocery shopping, he goes home and then goes outside to play. He likes to swing really, really high and jump out! And most importantly, Abraham Lincoln likes to eat brownies on his sandwiches--it's delicious!

Jonas?

This morning, Jonas woke up as a different dude.

He was British: "Mum, I want to go to the sea side. Can we go on holiday?"

Too much Peppa Pig, perhaps?

He said that BLUE was his favorite color. Now, I realize that blue is the best color, but he's a PURPLE man!

Lastly, he's turned coldhearted toward his dear Mother. We all know that Jonas is naturally a little cold, I mean, he earned the name Jonasty. But he's always been a Mama's boy. Sigh...hear it for yourselves, folks. The dude just wants a pet.