My Great Grandpa's pet name for his wife, my Great Grandma, was "Goose shit."
Glenn: There was even a Christmas present under the tree for "Goose shit" one year.
Great Grandpa, Mommaw, and Anthony at the dinner table:
Anthony (eating mashed potatoes off a plate with the presidents on it uncovers Herbert Hoover): Look, mother, it's Herbert Hoover.
Mommaw: Yes, he was the 31st president. Have you studied him in school? Can you tell me what he did?
Great Grandpa: Nothin. He ain't done nothin. I've lived under 6 of them old devils and ain't none of them done a thing.
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