Cool Dad

As you know (or don't know), Doogie got a new job. With this new job, he has to wear fancy duds, like suits and ties and belts and uncomfortable shoes. He also has to carry a briefcase. Naturally, he did not own any of this (maybe one ill-fitting suit) prior to landing the new gig, so he had to go out (the day before he started the job, of course) and buy everything.

He was at a suit store when he asked the sales associate, "Do you sell bags?" To which the lady replied, "No, but I recommend looking at TJ Maxx." So, after he left the suit store, the maxxinista headed to find a bag. Except, he didn't find one.

When I got home, Doug said, "There's a TJ Maxx bag on the table for the boys. They didn't have bags, but they had wheelies."