Love and Hate

Some things I love. NOTE: Obviously I love my family, friends, UK basketball, and Christmas...but everyone already knows that.

• Corn bread and milk.
• Rocking the dudes to sleep.
• The smell of freshly cut grass.
• Sleep.
• Mommaw's Christmas ornaments.
• Route 44 strawberry limeade.
• Johnny Cash.
• T-shirts.

Some things I hate. NOTE: Obviously I hate war, violence, snakes, mean people, cancer, and Louisville basketball...but everyone already knows that.

• Birds. Especially the ones nesting in my porch roof.
• Root Beer.
• Magazine covers that read, "Be confident in your body: So-and-so's story about struggling with her image." And then it's Mariska Hargitay or Scarlett Johanson. Can it, girls! Ain't nobody got time to hear you talk about how ugly you feel. 
• Celery (and no, I'm not trying it with peanut butter--what did peanut butter ever do to me but be delicious?)
• Work. In any form. (I'm lazy.)
• How catchy those dang tunes are on kids' shows. "Martha was an average dog...."