Mommaw the Comedian

Children, my Mommaw is hilarious. Today, we were watching TV (Jeopardy) and a preview for the show Big Brother came on. I was sipping a Pepsi Cola and Mommaw said, "Lawd, that feller looks like a goat!" I am telling you, I nearly spit out my pop. I couldn't quit laughing. Here is the man she said looked like a goat. He had a red bandanna tied around his head, with the tie being in the front. She said those were his little horns.

She also screams at the TV when game shows (like the family feud, The Price is Right, or that show Wayne Brady hosts). "Them people are plumb ignorant. I wouldn't get on national tv if I didn't know no more than that."