Happy Fathers Day!

Happy Fathers Day to Doug Bear, the best kitty daddy in the whole wide world! Thank you for staying true to the wedding vows you accepted and scooping the cat box til death do us part. Me and the boyz appreciate that. Thanks for saving Yoshi from the plastic bag ordeal; if I had been here alone, neither me nor Catsquatch would have made it. Thanks for always brushing the kitties, even if the loose fur is used to fashion a beard/eyebrows/mustache for Codar (disgusting). Thank you for growing cat crack, and more importantly, thank you for feeding it to the boys only in the mornings when we are getting ready to leave for work. Thank you for buying Yoshipotamus 3 Reemus rats, even though he annoys the hell out of me with those things (fighting with them on the bed...it does not feel good when a 20 lbs cat socks you in the gut whilst fighting a stuffed rat), he gets an infinite amount of joy from them. Thank you for not telling me until days after the fact that Flash Gordon jumped off the second story roof of the house. Thank you for making sure the idiot cat survived the jump. Thank you for rescuing Bori Cat from the terrible environment he was first in, and for changing his name from Smoky to BC. Thank you for tolerating Mr. Niles even though he hated your cat, Artemis, and BC's brother Ferdinand, forcing us to get rid of both felines. Thank you for wiping away eye boogers...you will have to do this for the human children, too, when that time comes. Thank you for sculpting Flashy into a true bat-destroying machine. Thank you for making hundreds of posters and driving/walking endless hours around WW searching for that silly cat, BC (a quick shout out to the Bishop's neighbor for finding and returning BC back to his family). Thank you for all the snuggles and love you give our 4-legged babies! We love you!