Top Ten Terrifying Twin Moments (Thus Far)

10. Only being able to locate 1 sippy cup of milk...days later you'll think, "What's that smell?"

9. That moment when they become faster than you. Move one away from the death trap, meanwhile the other is one millimeter away from it.

8. One sleeping baby. One crying baby. Two crying babies.

7. Monkey see, monkey do.

6. Being pinned down by one, and out of the corner of your eye, you see the second one on his way to your vulnerable body. Stomping like Godzilla, laughing maniacally, and finally jumping on your gut.

5. Every time the cashier rings up your check.

4. Permanently having Daniel Tiger songs stuck in your brain.

3. Brown Saturday.

2. Can we count the whole first month as a moment? Because, that was pretty rough.

1. When the ultrasound lady asks, "How do you feel about twins?"