This blog introduces the reader to my daily life. Most of the time, it is pretty boring, but every once in a while, you'll read something funny.
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Jonas's Friend, Jack
Jonas has a friend. His name is Jack. He is not a school friend. He sees him in the doorway and sometimes through the window. He goes to the trampoline with him.
Jack is a big boy. He's 16. He wears a green shirt.
Jack can clap his hands and make the lights turn dark blue. And sometimes when Jonas turns off the lights, Jack climbs up to the ceiling.
Y'all. I've survived bats and snakes, but I don't know if I can survive Jack. This might be the part in the movie where we get the hell out of dodge.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Fine Arts Festival
Tonight was the Fine Arts Festival at the boys' school. I think the award for finest work of art goes to Jonas. I present to you, Abraham Lincoln.
His teacher recounted the artist's mindset whilst creating:
Teacher: What are you making, Jonas?
Jonas: Abraham Lincoln.
**Teacher writes, "Abe Lincoln" on paper displaying the work.**
Jonas: Not Abe! Abraham! Like me, Jonas Abraham.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Abraham Lincoln shops at Fresh Thyme
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Jonas?
He was British: "Mum, I want to go to the sea side. Can we go on holiday?"
Too much Peppa Pig, perhaps?
He said that BLUE was his favorite color. Now, I realize that blue is the best color, but he's a PURPLE man!
Lastly, he's turned coldhearted toward his dear Mother. We all know that Jonas is naturally a little cold, I mean, he earned the name Jonasty. But he's always been a Mama's boy. Sigh...hear it for yourselves, folks. The dude just wants a pet.
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Parent-Child Night
Last night was parent-child night at the dudes' school. It was a delightful evening. Each boy showed us a couple of works they enjoy. I felt very proud of my smart men as I watched them demonstrate all they have learned.
Their teachers had nothing but positive feedback. The boys are doing wonderfully with the classroom routine, making many new friends, and overall, being awesome dudes.
Here are a few pictures.
Monday, April 11, 2016
Best Brothers
Often times I ask the boys, individually, if we're best friends. They usually say yes, but most likely because they want a Swedish fish. I know I'm not their best friend; they're each other's best friend.
Little Jonas has a lump in his throat. We had to visit the doctor twice last week. (He's fine.)
On Tuesday, I left work early to take Jonas to the doctor. I asked Rachel to have him ready so we could head out as soon as I got there. I went into the house to get him and was greeted by a sad little Julian. If you could've seen his face. So pitiful. "What's wrong, buddy?" I asked, knowing full well what the problem was. "My head hurts. I need to go to the hospital with Jonas."
I made him stay at home, and it broke my heart. He watched us leave from the living room window. He had on that little face he makes when you know he wants to breakdown, but he's trying to be brave.
On Thursday, Jonas had to go back to the doctor. This time, I took Jules with us. I walked into the house and once more I was greeted by a sad brother. "What's wrong, Jules?" Today, it was his elbow that hurt and needed medical attention. "Alright," I said, "I reckon you should go see the doctor with us." You would've thought we were going to Disney World! Both boys were so happy!
They had everyone at the doctor's office gushing over them. They were holding hands walking down the hall. Giving each other hugs and high 5s. Trading hot wheels cars. You know, brother stuff.
Here's to hoping they remain close always. I love my little best friends.







